a mornflake lorry just tried to squish me on the north side of waterloo bridge. mornflake is a spooky name for what i assume is cereal brand that i assume supplies flakes to all the brands you eat in the morn, and if i’m wrong then i’ll leave it as one of life’s mysteries.

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